When I see the way the government's behaving, the suppression of monoclonal antibodies, the demonizing of generic treatments that are available, whether it's hydroxychloroquine or Ivermectin, there's a concerted effort to demonize treatments that many, many, many doctors are using and countries are using. There's fuckery going on, man. 'Brought to you by Pfizer.' If you watch the root of this fuckery, it's real clear.

They tell you time and time that these are effective methods. They point to Uttar Pradesh in India that's knocked it out using, entirely, this combination of Ivermectin and a few other off-label drugs. They point to all these different countries all around the world that have experienced very low rates of COVID. Why does Japan use Ivermectin? Why do all these other countries use it? Why is CNN pretending it's a veterinary medication when more people have taken Ivermectin than their are horses on planet Earth. It's fucking nuts.

This isn't a vaccine; it's a gene therapy. That's part of the problem. It's kind of an experimental thing. I mean, the experiment is massive now—it's billions and billions of people worldwide. But it's essentially experimental in terms of long-term health consequences.

They seem to think that, at a low number, like a conservative number, it's like 1 per 1,000. So, if you vaccinate a million people, you're going to have a lot of people that have adverse side effects. You vaccinate 100 million people, you're going to have a lot. So, this is what we're dealing with.

A lot of people that are pro-marijuana, including myself, instinctively want to reject this notion that it triggers schizophrenia. I think it might ... It doesn't with me, but I think some people that have a tendency or an inclination towards that, and they have a really heroic dose of doubles or something like that; I've seen people crack.

The Biden administration is doing their very fucking best to make it really hard to get monoclonal antibodies.

Money doesn't make you happy, but it does relieve desperation—and desperation makes you sad.

Voting for president is probably a lot like rooting on pro wrestling. It might make you feel better, but I don't know how much it really affects the outcome.

Ari [Shafir] and I were smoking cigars once at the beginning of sober October. 'Like, are we cheating? I kind of feel like we're cheating. I feel like I'm getting kind of high.' People get high from cigars. 100%. It's just a different kind of high. It's a nice conversational high.

I don't have a problem with trans people; I have a problem with someone pretending that they're a biological woman and fighting women.

There's something about COVID that targets fat. They've shown significant numbers of people that are in the ICU that are overweight.

It's very hard to achieve peace in this world ... If you don't have a 'What is it all for?', it can get really fucking weird.

Could you imagine, though, doing your show, if somebody chose your guests? That, to me, sounds like hell ... That's one of the beautiful things about podcasts—you get to pick who you're talking to.

Even if you're, like, 50/60 pounds overweight and fit, you're still less healthy than you would be if you weren't 50/60 pounds overweight.

One of the reasons why they go after me is that they realize I have a lot of influence. Another reason why is because they need a boogeyman, like the mainstream media needs a Trump. They need someone.

Some people just suck at pressure. I always put myself in these positions where I have to perform at a pressure because opportunities are available there because so many people don't like pressure.

Comedians are best off known but not too famous.