#635 - Mark Normand - Why Is Everyone So Angry All The Time?

That's really what Twitter is ... You're giving yourself schizophrenia—because it's literally 8 million opinions, and you're just absorbing all of them. And that's what schizophrenia is—800 voices going off all the time.

Here's a great old joke .. The Holocaust actually had a lot of mentally challenged people in it, but you never see pictures of them because they're all smiling. And it's a great joke, but AI could never be that twisted to think of that.

Well, the number one threat to America is white supremacy according to our president ... It just shows that we're not that racist. If we have to look this far to find racism, that's a good sign that maybe we're not as racist as we think we are.

My wife used to work at LinkedIn. I would go there. It was beautiful. I would hang out there. It was, like, pillows everywhere and espresso machines and candy and... a ice cream booth ... The chefs were making lunch every day. It was incredible.

Sam Harris had a great point. He said, 'If the first time you hear about somebody is when they've done something wrong, maybe don't jump to hate them.'

Touring is grueling. And it looks fun—we show you the Instagram of us on a jet... But it's a lot of get up, what are we doing today, oh we gotta go to the airport. Oh, the airport's in a different language; we gotta figure this out. It's a lot of logistics, and that part sucks.

To me, it's not even about the the woke shit or whatever you want to call it. You're just being unoriginal now. It's boring.

Sucking a dick is just a physical act, but actually wanting to suck a dick—that's when you're gay.